WHO WE IS:

About Neko:

Neko is a seemingly normal male who was one day involved in a toxic chemical spill. Now
armed with superhuman powers as a result of the accident, he pledges his every
waking moment to uncovering the deep, dark secrets of the chemical company, while
also striving to maintain a normal social life. He hopes nobody notices the glow.

About Nympho:

Nympho is just one of many names for wannabe aspiring writer-historian-war hero-
stripper Genie. Why she has so many aliases is unknown; she attributes it to
schizophrenia while close family and friends attribute it to fraud or retardation. She
claims to speak Korean and even a little bit of functioning German but her husband has
refused to tell her that knowing all the lyrics to DJ Doc's "Japan is a Fucking Nation" and
shouting "Sig Heil" at random people doesn't constitute knowing a foreign language. In
her free time, she fights the bad terrorists, turns tricks, pretends she's a fancy bitch by
drinking $5 wine and shouts at the television.

WHAT IT BE:

deep-massive is something that should have been done a long time ago, but kept
getting put off like a bastard child whose daddy couldn't find enough time for it. Ironically,
the same reasons it got put on hold--life, love, the lack of liberty and the pursuit
of dicks--are also the reasons why production is resuming after so long.

We can't tell you exactly what you'll find here but here at dm.net our motto is...

Enjoy. Vomit. Whatever.

HOW WE DO:

deep-massive was cobbled together using old bits of scotch tape and paperclips found from
a variety of sources. Ancient relics from the past were used to construct all you see before
you. Such timeworn applications include Adobe Photoshop 7 and Dreamweaver MX.

Fret not, for your webmasters are not doing a goddamn thing working dlligently to familiarize
themselves with modern web techologies such as PHP, Java and Flash to provide you--our
dear visitor--with a deeper and more massive experience.